The Season of the Witch is Here

Be prepared..

This 6th January..

Its coming to you..



Great movie rite??

When we story about witches, what first thing will come accross your mind?For me the scariest face of the witch! And if you ask me what scares you the most about the witches? The word 'Witch' itself scares me so much..Huhu..Come i story to you all..

W - their WIG!! Most of the witches is old lady and im pretty sure their hair is nothing but only wig! For all witches out there, please..please go to saloon and ask the hairstylist the suitable wig for you. Your wig scares me okay!

Scary face..but so sad..not matching wig.

I - the ITCHYNESS skin!! Why do I said that? U can see for yourself picture below. Nowadays we have lots of skincare products and dermatologist. Hey witches, dont spread your disease to everybody!

Skin problems having by witches.

T - TEETH!! I know that witches always busy with their black magic potion and doing bad things. But what I want to advise you, please spend for only five minutes a day. Brush your teeth and take food with less sugar.

Now you see..even u smiling also looks ugly because of your teeth!

C - CHEAP BROOMSTICK!! In this century, why you still use that cheap broomstick? It looks very outdated and that scares me so much! Go to any shops and trade in your broomstick. Take new vacuum cleaner. Trust me witches, you will looks more confident..

So old-fashioned broomstick.

H - HAIRY ARMPITS!! Hey witches, your armpit is so smelly okay and it scares me! How do I know their armpit is hairy? Well..Im just guessed. Haha.. Their teeth and hair reflects their armpits rite?Hehe..

So thats the most things scares me about the witches. If there is witches read my entry, please dont get angry. Just kidding and have fun! =p

Hantu Kak Limah Balik Rumah Lawak Mampoih

Rombongan Cik Kiah ke Sukan Komanwel, Man Laksa, Zombi Kg Pisang, Rock antara filem yang membuatkan aku jatuh cinta dengan penangan si pengarah Mamat Khalid ni. Mungkin ada orang yang rasakan filem-filem ni 'lawak bodo'. Tapi ada aku kesah? Bagi aku lawak giler dan filem-filem ni semua ala-ala lawak merapu Stephen Chow tuh!

Hantu Kak Limah ni merupakan sequel kepada Zombi Kg Pisang. Korang jangan ingat Kg Pisang tu aman je lepas peristiwa zomba-zombi yang mengamuk hari tu. Kali ni mai pulak dah hantu yang lebih seram dengan rambut panjangnya dan pucat mukanya. Seram siot! Awie yang baru balik selepas dua tahun bekerja kat Singapore mendapati banyak perubahan kat kampung tu. Dari situ la dia dapat rasakan Kak Limah sebelah rumah dia tu lain macam bebenor. Tengah-tengah malam dok berdiri 'keraih' depan rumah dia sambil rambut menggerbang. Bila da jadi banyak peristiwa seram kat kampung tu. Diorang pun bersepakat buat meeting la nak hapuskan hantu tu. Kat sini la banyak mende-mende lawak yang jadi dengan bomoh silap seru hantu lerr. So macam mana diorang berjaya halau Kak Limah tu? Korang pi tengok sendiri kat wayang ok.

Jalan ceritanya ringan tapi menarik. Hantu Kak Limah ni memang seram berbanding zombi dulu yang mekap tempek-tempek bedak sejuk je tu. Hehe..